{"id":99147,"date":"2022-11-05T16:20:43","date_gmt":"2022-11-05T16:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yogaesoteric.net\/?p=99147"},"modified":"2022-11-05T16:20:43","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T16:20:43","slug":"short-and-funny-motivational-quotes-to-laugh-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogaesoteric.net\/en\/short-and-funny-motivational-quotes-to-laugh-about\/","title":{"rendered":"Short and funny motivational quotes to laugh about"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is there such a claim as funny motivational quotes? Of course! Why can\u2019t we have a little fun and be motivated at the same time?<\/p>\n

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Here is a list of short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day:<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cWhen tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cAge is of no importance unless you\u2019re a cheese<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Billie Burke<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cI used to think I was indecisive, but now I\u2019m not so sure<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cIt could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Ashleigh Brilliant<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cNever put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cThe best things in life are actually really expensive<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Will Rogers<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cWell-behaved women seldom make history<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Laurel Thatcher Ulrich<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cA clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Mark Twain<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cAlways remember that you are unique<\/em>\u200a<\/em> \u2013 <\/em>\u200a<\/em>just like everybody else<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cDon\u2019t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Charles Schulz<\/li>\n
  12. \u201cI am so clever that sometimes I don\u2019t understand a single word of what I am saying.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/li>\n
  13. \u201cIt took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn\u2019t give it up because by then I was too famous<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Robert Benchley<\/li>\n
  14. \u201cNothing is impossible, the word itself says \u2018I\u2019m possible!\u2019<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Audrey Hepburn<\/li>\n
  15. \u201cThe difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Albert Einstein<\/li>\n
  16. \u201cThe trouble with having an open<\/em> conscience, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and pursueing to put things in it<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Terry Pratchett<\/li>\n
  17. \u201cWhen I hear somebody sigh, \u2018Life is hard\u2019, I am always tempted to ask, \u2018Compared to what?\u2019<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Sydney Harris<\/li>\n
  18. \u201cYou can\u2019t have everything. Where would you put it?<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Steven Wright<\/li>\n
  19. \u201cA day without sunshine is like, you know, night<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Steve Martin<\/li>\n
  20. \u201cBad decisions make good stories<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Ellis Vidler<\/li>\n
  21. \u201cI cannot afford to waste my time making money.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Louis Agassiz<\/li>\n
  22. \u201cLeadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Dwight D. Eisenhower<\/li>\n
  23. \u201cOpportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Thomas Edison<\/li>\n
  24. \u201cThe elevator to success is out of order. You\u2019ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Joe Girard<\/li>\n
  25. \u201cThink like a proton. Always positive<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  26. \u201cWhen I\u2019m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Barney Stinson<\/li>\n
  27. \u201cYou can\u2019t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Jack London<\/li>\n
  28. \u201cA diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  29. \u201cHonest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Franklin P. Jones<\/li>\n
  30. \u201cI didn\u2019t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Benjamin Franklin<\/li>\n
  31. \u201cIf you let your head get too big, it\u2019ll break your neck<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Elvis Presley<\/li>\n
  32. \u201cLife is like a sewer \u2013 what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Tom Lehrer<\/li>\n
  33. \u201cPeople often say that motivation doesn\u2019t last. Well, neither does bathing<\/em> \u2013 \u200a<\/em>that\u2019s why we recommend it daily<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Zig Ziglar<\/li>\n
  34. \u201cThe light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n
  35. \u201cToo much of a good thing can be wonderful<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Mae West<\/li>\n
  36. \u201cYou need to learn from the mistakes of others. You can\u2019t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Sam Levenson<\/li>\n
  37. \u201cA few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Justin Sewell<\/li>\n
  38. \u201cEven if you are on the right track, you\u2019ll get run over if you just sit there<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Will Rogers<\/li>\n
  39. \u201cI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Lily Tomlin<\/li>\n
  40. \u201cIf you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Betty Reese<\/li>\n
  41. \u201cLive each day like it\u2019s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Jason Love<\/li>\n
  42. \u201cThe question isn\u2019t who is going to let me, it\u2019s who is going to stop me<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Ayn Rand<\/li>\n
  43. \u201cWomen who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 Marilyn Monroe<\/li>\n
  44. \u201cYou\u2019re only given a little spark of madness. Is necessary that you don\u2019t lose it<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Robin Williams<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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