Short and funny motivational quotes to laugh about

Is there such a claim as funny motivational quotes? Of course! Why can’t we have a little fun and be motivated at the same time?

Here is a list of short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day:

  1. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – Unknown
  2. Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
  3. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
  4. It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
  5. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
  6. The best things in life are actually really expensive.” – Unknown
  7. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
  8. Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
  9. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
  10. Always remember that you are uniquejust like everybody else.” – Unknown
  11. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
  12. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
  13. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
  14. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible!’” – Audrey Hepburn
  15. The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
  16. The trouble with having an open conscience, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and pursueing to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
  17. When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard’, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris
  18. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
  19. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
  20. Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
  21. I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
  22. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
  23. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
  24. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
  25. Think like a proton. Always positive.” – Unknown
  26. When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson
  27. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
  28. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown
  29. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
  30. I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
  31. If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley
  32. Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
  33. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathingthat’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
  34. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” – Unknown
  35. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West
  36. You need to learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
  37. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
  38. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
  39. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
  40. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
  41. Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love
  42. The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
  43. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe
  44. You’re only given a little spark of madness. Is necessary that you don’t lose it.” – Robin Williams


November 5, 2022


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